Daily Mail Correspondent Punks Ryanair with His Vest Pockets

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

This guy beats Ryanair’s bizarre baggage restrictions and pricing scheme. Vince Graff demonstrates that luggage isn’t luggage if you’re wearing it.

Yes, of course, I reply. Im wearing it. I slip off my jacket, flip it over and unfasten a zip.Out come three T-shirts and two pairs of Y-fronts from a panel in the back.Beneath the underwear is my computer, which has been nestling in a huge pocket.

How, with the help of a 17-pocket jacket, I beat Ryanair at their own game | Mail Online.

Maybe those correspondent vests will come back into vogue.

While it’s expected that budget airlines will find ways to recoup profits when selling tickets for ten quid, Ryanair demonstrates a level of customer-service stupidity that absolutely begs for something like the Graff Maneuver.

About Jordan

Jordan Matthew Yerman started writing during his third year of high school, where his teacher discouraged his use of the eff-word as "crude, unnecessary and uncouth". While attending UC San Diego for his degree in Political Science, Jordan picked up acting; he would later attend the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, living in the UK for four years before relocating to New York City. To get by, he has worked as a proofreader, model, technical consultant, HR trainer, sign-placer, sales director, crate stacker, bartender, photographer, real estate broker, and as an exhibit at the Bronx Museum. As an actor, Jordan has performed in the USA, England, Scotland, Germany, Belgium, and Netherlands, from stage to indie screen to voiceover, including London's West End. Jordan has been around the world 2 3/4 times. He currently lives in Vancouver and works in New Media; capital N, capital M. You can reach him via jordan at international jet trash dot com.