A SkyMall Holiday Gift Guide

Holiday shopping stress setting in early? Struggling to find that perfect gift for that special someone?

No worries. Jessica Samut at APEX Media has your back. She’s waded through SkyMall to find some hidden gems of WTF.

Ignoring the grotesque yard trolls and cat water beds, Jessica homed in on items you might have missed during cruising-altitude perusal.

Thanks, Jessica, for putting together such a season-saving guide. I want the shark submarine.

About Jordan

Jordan Matthew Yerman started writing during his third year of high school, where his teacher discouraged his use of the eff-word as "crude, unnecessary and uncouth". While attending UC San Diego for his degree in Political Science, Jordan picked up acting; he would later attend the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, living in the UK for four years before relocating to New York City. To get by, he has worked as a proofreader, model, technical consultant, HR trainer, sign-placer, sales director, crate stacker, bartender, photographer, real estate broker, and as an exhibit at the Bronx Museum. As an actor, Jordan has performed in the USA, England, Scotland, Germany, Belgium, and Netherlands, from stage to indie screen to voiceover, including London's West End. Jordan has been around the world 2 3/4 times. He currently lives in Vancouver and works in New Media; capital N, capital M. You can reach him via jordan at international jet trash dot com.