Drunk Owl Picked Up by German Cops

Soon to Be a Real-Life Hungover Owl

An owl in Pforzheim, Germany had hit the Schnapps a bit too hard, after finding two discarded bottles. The drunk owl was spotted sitting by the side of the road.

The police did not administer a breathalyzer test (on this point they were specific), but took it to the avian version of the drunk tank.

Tomorrow this owl may well join his brethren over at Hungover Owls.

The Brown Owl didnt appear to be injured and officers quickly concluded that it had had one too many. One of its eyelids was drooping, adding to the general impression of inebriation.

via Spiegel.de

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