When Giant Sharks Attack (Airplanes)!

Mega Shark Attack: Because Flying Wasn’t Nerve-Wracking Enough

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the sky… the infographic below should dispel any lingering doubts that flying is safe. Indeed, you can see just how easy it is for a 240-foot-long Great White to come flying up from the ocean depths and sieze your jetliner in its deadly jaws.

You know the giant shark will be growling, too, because that’s precisely what giant sharks do. They growl.

What, you think this couldn’t happen? Huh? Well, check out the video evidence. Next time you pack for a flight, bring the Shark Repellent Bat-Spray.

Mega Shark Infographic: Be Giant Shark Aware

About Jordan

Jordan Matthew Yerman started writing during his third year of high school, where his teacher discouraged his use of the eff-word as "crude, unnecessary and uncouth". While attending UC San Diego for his degree in Political Science, Jordan picked up acting; he would later attend the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, living in the UK for four years before relocating to New York City. To get by, he has worked as a proofreader, model, technical consultant, HR trainer, sign-placer, sales director, crate stacker, bartender, photographer, real estate broker, and as an exhibit at the Bronx Museum. As an actor, Jordan has performed in the USA, England, Scotland, Germany, Belgium, and Netherlands, from stage to indie screen to voiceover, including London's West End. Jordan has been around the world 2 3/4 times. He currently lives in Vancouver and works in New Media; capital N, capital M. You can reach him via jordan at international jet trash dot com.