“Oh my God, it’s raining”? Oh, if only that were rain.
What would you do if a jetliner took a shit on you? For one Long Island couple, this is not a hypothetical question.
The FAA confirmed that an “incident” had taken place as a plane flew over Malverne, NY after taking off from JFK.
“An incident”. Sounds like a euphemism used by parents, no?
“He had spoken to somebody down at either the Port Authority or the FAA and said ‘Yeah, it looks like there was an incident,” he said. “Some lavatory excrement had leaked out.”
Blue ice” is real, but cannot be intentially discharged from a plane midflight. There is no “empty toilets” button in the cockpit. However, to use another poop-euphemism, accidents happen.
1010WINS, via CBS New York.