Voteman: Denmark’s insane voter engagement plan backfires

Will you vote in the European Union election? No? Well, what if a deranged S&M Brock Samson forces you to, on pain of decapitation?

This is not a hypothetical question.

After unleashing Voteman, a dolphin-riding  steroid freak whose fashion is based on 1980s Castro District, Danish Parliament was forced to rein him back in.  The random violence and sexism negated any potential cleverness in the eyes of Danish voters.

This only makes one wonder why a nation’s parliament thought that Voteman would be a good idea in the first place. We may never know… but one thing we do know is that someone in Danish government is a Venture Bros fan.

About Jordan

Jordan Matthew Yerman started writing during his third year of high school, where his teacher discouraged his use of the eff-word as "crude, unnecessary and uncouth". While attending UC San Diego for his degree in Political Science, Jordan picked up acting; he would later attend the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, living in the UK for four years before relocating to New York City. To get by, he has worked as a proofreader, model, technical consultant, HR trainer, sign-placer, sales director, crate stacker, bartender, photographer, real estate broker, and as an exhibit at the Bronx Museum. As an actor, Jordan has performed in the USA, England, Scotland, Germany, Belgium, and Netherlands, from stage to indie screen to voiceover, including London's West End. Jordan has been around the world 2 3/4 times. He currently lives in Vancouver and works in New Media; capital N, capital M. You can reach him via jordan at international jet trash dot com.